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Ursa
Tribe



BARTON

JULIAN

JAMES

BILL

GEORGE

DAVID

Manzo
Tribe



ABBY

LOUIS

JOE

HENRY

JAMES

GILLIGAN










Name:  WILLIAM A. FLECKENSTEIN
Age:  Old Enough
Occupation:  HEDGE FUND MANAGER
Hometown:  SEATTLE, WA.
Survivor Quote:  "This market is totally nuts! It will go down in history as the biggest bubble of all time."

Luxury Item: Real-time-quote access on Palm Pilot

Bill's Dilemma

After watching two other members of the Ursa tribe (Julian Robertson and George Soros) leave the Financial Isles, Bill has to wonder if yet another bull storm will ravage their settlement. Though there have been some losses over the last couple of years, the hardy Ursa crew have managed to stick around. In fact, when the NASDAQ fell in April, it looked as if the long awaited bear had finally shown up. However, incantations by the Manzo* tribe during the monthly PPI/CPI festivals seem to have caused the native spirits to drive up tech. Looks like the Ursa folks will have to wait a while longer until the traditional deity (Loki) eventually smiles upon them.

There was some good news, however, when Henry Blodget irritated everyone on the island to the point where he was thrown, bound and tied, into the bubbling cauldron of the island's only active volcano.

Bill is not giving up. He's one of the most stubborn fellows there! Don't count him out.

Program note: Gilligan has replaced Mary Meeker in the Manzo tribe. Most observers think this means a big improvement in security analysis. Watch to see how it develops.

(*Italian for steer ... bull, in other words)

 
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